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Lola Van Slyck
Friday, February 27, 2009
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Monday, February 9, 2009
Sunday, February 8, 2009
i hope.. by me and jasmine. hahah
cocorossie: i hope the next time it rains pee rains on yu
cocorossie: i hope yur hair turns completely gray by the time yu turn 18
cocorossie: i hope every car yu walk past runs yu over
cocorossie: i hope every guy yu like breaks yur heart
cocorossie: i hope yu get male patterened baldness by the time your twenty
cocorossie: i hope every one yu care qabout stabs yu in the back
cocorossie: i hope everyone yu love wakes up the next day not knowing who yu are
cocorossie: i hope yu swallow a bomb
cocorossie: i hope yu become an amputy
cocorossie: i hope yur miserable
cocorossie: i hope everything yu drink is laced.
cocorossie: i hope the man yu love cheats on yu with yur mom
cocorossie: i hope satan calls yu home
cocorossie: i hope lilith haunts yu
cocorossie: i hope yu wake up paralyzed
cocorossie: i hope yu live out the movie rosemarys baby
cocorossie: i hope yu have night mares every night
cocorossie: i hope every time yu have to go to the bathroom yu dont make it
cocorossie: i hope everytime yu sey the yu puke
cocorossie: i hope yu get a creepy ass stalker
L4 CHiN4:: i hope everytime you walk out of your house someone drives by and calls you ugly
cocorossie: lol i hope yu have conjoined quintuplits
L4 CHiN4:: i hope you have the song sleepy fucking D permently stuck in your head for the rest of your life
cocorossie: i hope yu get so fat every time yu get in a car yu have all flat tires.
L4 CHiN4:: hahahhahaa i hope your cat leaves you for a dog
cocorossie: i hope yu never get reception on any phone yu use ever.
L4 CHiN4:: i hope everytime you use a public bathroom there out of toilet paper
cocorossie: i hope yu get a new std for every time yu kiss
L4 CHiN4:: i hope everytime you eat soup it burns your mouth
cocorossie: i hope everything yu try to plant dies
L4 CHiN4:: i hope everytime you use the word The, you go a dollar into debt
cocorossie: i hope every time to step on a crack in the sidewalk yu really break yur back.
L4 CHiN4:: i hope you fall through a crack that leads into the center of the earth
cocorossie: i hope everytime yu talk yu sound like yoda
L4 CHiN4:: i hope that everytime you see a cute girl you purr like a kitty
cocorossie: i hope evry time yu drop something its shatters
L4 CHiN4:: i hope everytime you walk in the room you feel the urge to hump the side of the door
L4 CHiN4:: i hope everytime you give a presentaion you pee
cocorossie: i hope the next time yu mug yur facew stays that way
L4 CHiN4:: i hope your 18th birthday consists of you being cahined to a chair locked in a room listning to the greatest metal hits of the 80's
cocorossie: i hope the next time yu chew gum yur jaw will permantly do that motion
L4 CHiN4:: i hope the next time you get suprised your eyes stay wide
cocorossie: i hope everytime yu eat fruit yu go Violet Beauregarde from charlie and the chocolate factory status
L4 CHiN4:: i hope everytime your handed a baby it crys
cocorossie: i hope everytime yu cry yu cry acid tears
L4 CHiN4:: i hope that when you give birth the doctor delivering laughs at your babys face
cocorossie: i hope the next person yu date used to be the other gender
L4 CHiN4:: i hope that you'll sleep wrong and have to walk like a dog for the rest of your life cocorossie: i hope everytime yu draw on yurself or get stamped it becomes a tattoo
cocorossie: i hope everydog yu see trys to attack yu
L4 CHiN4:: i hope you get banned from all churches
cocorossie: i hope everytime yur hungry yu get bloated
cocorossie: i hope the next time yu get yur period it never goes away
L4 CHiN4:: i hope you shit from your mouth
cocorossie: i hope yu super glue yu fingers togethe
cocorossie: i hope the next time yu use a stampler yu stample yur fingers
L4 CHiN4:: i hope every fruit you eat has a maggot in the middle
cocorossie: i hope the next time yu flip someone off yur fingers get stuck like that
L4 CHiN4:: i hope you win worlds biggest creeper in the guiness book of world records
L4 CHiN4:: i hope you hit a high note while singing and cant stop going
cocorossie: i hope yu dive in a pool and forget how to swim
L4 CHiN4:: i hope women turn infertal when they look at you
cocorossie: i hope everytime yu think a dirty thought yu forget to think it
L4 CHiN4:: i hope everytime you see your grandma you have a forced urge to tell her your sexual desires
cocorossie: i hope everytime yu see a girl yu get a boner
cocorossie: i hope everytime yu get a oner yu get blue balls
cocorossie: i hope everytime yu shave yu get razor burn
L4 CHiN4:: i hope everytime you have sex the condom breaks
cocorossie: i hope yu use nair instead of shampoo
cocorossie: i hope everytime yu walk yur dog the leash breaks
cocorossie: i hope yu see in black and white
L4 CHiN4:: i hope everything you cooks burns
cocorossie: i hope eveytime yu fuck yur mom walks in
cocorossie: i hope yu get allergic to yur favorite food
cocorossie: i hope yu get hand cuffed and they loose the key
cocorossie: i hope yur someones bitch in jail
cocorossie: i hope every time yu smell a flower theres a bee in it
cocorossie: i hope yu get a permanant boner
cocorossie: i hope yur balls pop
cocorossie: i hope yur boobs pop
cocorossie: i hope yu can only ever get a job at a fastfood restaraunt and never get promoted
cocorossie: i hope yu fall alseep at a party with yur shoes on and wake up with no eyebrows, chocoalte syrup in yur pockets, a new hair cut and a new tattoo.
cocorossie: i hope yur hair turns completely gray by the time yu turn 18
cocorossie: i hope every car yu walk past runs yu over
cocorossie: i hope every guy yu like breaks yur heart
cocorossie: i hope yu get male patterened baldness by the time your twenty
cocorossie: i hope every one yu care qabout stabs yu in the back
cocorossie: i hope everyone yu love wakes up the next day not knowing who yu are
cocorossie: i hope yu swallow a bomb
cocorossie: i hope yu become an amputy
cocorossie: i hope yur miserable
cocorossie: i hope everything yu drink is laced.
cocorossie: i hope the man yu love cheats on yu with yur mom
cocorossie: i hope satan calls yu home
cocorossie: i hope lilith haunts yu
cocorossie: i hope yu wake up paralyzed
cocorossie: i hope yu live out the movie rosemarys baby
cocorossie: i hope yu have night mares every night
cocorossie: i hope every time yu have to go to the bathroom yu dont make it
cocorossie: i hope everytime yu sey the yu puke
cocorossie: i hope yu get a creepy ass stalker
L4 CHiN4:: i hope everytime you walk out of your house someone drives by and calls you ugly
cocorossie: lol i hope yu have conjoined quintuplits
L4 CHiN4:: i hope you have the song sleepy fucking D permently stuck in your head for the rest of your life
cocorossie: i hope yu get so fat every time yu get in a car yu have all flat tires.
L4 CHiN4:: hahahhahaa i hope your cat leaves you for a dog
cocorossie: i hope yu never get reception on any phone yu use ever.
L4 CHiN4:: i hope everytime you use a public bathroom there out of toilet paper
cocorossie: i hope yu get a new std for every time yu kiss
L4 CHiN4:: i hope everytime you eat soup it burns your mouth
cocorossie: i hope everything yu try to plant dies
L4 CHiN4:: i hope everytime you use the word The, you go a dollar into debt
cocorossie: i hope every time to step on a crack in the sidewalk yu really break yur back.
L4 CHiN4:: i hope you fall through a crack that leads into the center of the earth
cocorossie: i hope everytime yu talk yu sound like yoda
L4 CHiN4:: i hope that everytime you see a cute girl you purr like a kitty
cocorossie: i hope evry time yu drop something its shatters
L4 CHiN4:: i hope everytime you walk in the room you feel the urge to hump the side of the door
L4 CHiN4:: i hope everytime you give a presentaion you pee
cocorossie: i hope the next time yu mug yur facew stays that way
L4 CHiN4:: i hope your 18th birthday consists of you being cahined to a chair locked in a room listning to the greatest metal hits of the 80's
cocorossie: i hope the next time yu chew gum yur jaw will permantly do that motion
L4 CHiN4:: i hope the next time you get suprised your eyes stay wide
cocorossie: i hope everytime yu eat fruit yu go Violet Beauregarde from charlie and the chocolate factory status
L4 CHiN4:: i hope everytime your handed a baby it crys
cocorossie: i hope everytime yu cry yu cry acid tears
L4 CHiN4:: i hope that when you give birth the doctor delivering laughs at your babys face
cocorossie: i hope the next person yu date used to be the other gender
L4 CHiN4:: i hope that you'll sleep wrong and have to walk like a dog for the rest of your life cocorossie: i hope everytime yu draw on yurself or get stamped it becomes a tattoo
cocorossie: i hope everydog yu see trys to attack yu
L4 CHiN4:: i hope you get banned from all churches
cocorossie: i hope everytime yur hungry yu get bloated
cocorossie: i hope the next time yu get yur period it never goes away
L4 CHiN4:: i hope you shit from your mouth
cocorossie: i hope yu super glue yu fingers togethe
cocorossie: i hope the next time yu use a stampler yu stample yur fingers
L4 CHiN4:: i hope every fruit you eat has a maggot in the middle
cocorossie: i hope the next time yu flip someone off yur fingers get stuck like that
L4 CHiN4:: i hope you win worlds biggest creeper in the guiness book of world records
L4 CHiN4:: i hope you hit a high note while singing and cant stop going
cocorossie: i hope yu dive in a pool and forget how to swim
L4 CHiN4:: i hope women turn infertal when they look at you
cocorossie: i hope everytime yu think a dirty thought yu forget to think it
L4 CHiN4:: i hope everytime you see your grandma you have a forced urge to tell her your sexual desires
cocorossie: i hope everytime yu see a girl yu get a boner
cocorossie: i hope everytime yu get a oner yu get blue balls
cocorossie: i hope everytime yu shave yu get razor burn
L4 CHiN4:: i hope everytime you have sex the condom breaks
cocorossie: i hope yu use nair instead of shampoo
cocorossie: i hope everytime yu walk yur dog the leash breaks
cocorossie: i hope yu see in black and white
L4 CHiN4:: i hope everything you cooks burns
cocorossie: i hope eveytime yu fuck yur mom walks in
cocorossie: i hope yu get allergic to yur favorite food
cocorossie: i hope yu get hand cuffed and they loose the key
cocorossie: i hope yur someones bitch in jail
cocorossie: i hope every time yu smell a flower theres a bee in it
cocorossie: i hope yu get a permanant boner
cocorossie: i hope yur balls pop
cocorossie: i hope yur boobs pop
cocorossie: i hope yu can only ever get a job at a fastfood restaraunt and never get promoted
cocorossie: i hope yu fall alseep at a party with yur shoes on and wake up with no eyebrows, chocoalte syrup in yur pockets, a new hair cut and a new tattoo.
FML
lol i recently discovered a website called
fmylife.com
go to it!!
its fucking hilarious
Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML
'Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I 've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML
Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend’s work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, “Just this fat chick I know”. FML
Today I over heard my grandma having phone sex. FML
Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML
Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
lol theres like THOUSANDS OF THEM! goooooo check it outtt bluuhd.
fmylife.com
go to it!!
its fucking hilarious
Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML
'Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I 've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML
Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend’s work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, “Just this fat chick I know”. FML
Today I over heard my grandma having phone sex. FML
Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML
Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
lol theres like THOUSANDS OF THEM! goooooo check it outtt bluuhd.
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Sunday, February 1, 2009
i hate.
i fucking hate
when fake ass bitches sey ily to fucking every single person when they actaully hate them like its one thing to be like nice to someone that yu dont like but really like aww ily girl. or thanks ily. or jk ily. like no wtf. thats so uncalled for and unnessicary like why the fuck wud yu need to sey that. that just irriates the fuck outta me. like wow is that really wat yu need to feel validated at the end of the day. a fakeass bitch seying ily on facebook.
and also.
the kind of drunk where yu just have to hug and kiss everyoone seying OMG I LOVE YU yur sooo pretty BLAHBLAHBLAH idk wat alcohol does to drunk bitches but it needs to stop like just be chill.
and stop being a party lesbo
when fake ass bitches sey ily to fucking every single person when they actaully hate them like its one thing to be like nice to someone that yu dont like but really like aww ily girl. or thanks ily. or jk ily. like no wtf. thats so uncalled for and unnessicary like why the fuck wud yu need to sey that. that just irriates the fuck outta me. like wow is that really wat yu need to feel validated at the end of the day. a fakeass bitch seying ily on facebook.
and also.
the kind of drunk where yu just have to hug and kiss everyoone seying OMG I LOVE YU yur sooo pretty BLAHBLAHBLAH idk wat alcohol does to drunk bitches but it needs to stop like just be chill.
and stop being a party lesbo
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