Lola Van Slyck

Lola Van Slyck

Sunday, February 8, 2009

i hope.. by me and jasmine. hahah

cocorossie: i hope the next time it rains pee rains on yu
cocorossie: i hope yur hair turns completely gray by the time yu turn 18
cocorossie: i hope every car yu walk past runs yu over
cocorossie: i hope every guy yu like breaks yur heart
cocorossie: i hope yu get male patterened baldness by the time your twenty
cocorossie: i hope every one yu care qabout stabs yu in the back
cocorossie: i hope everyone yu love wakes up the next day not knowing who yu are
cocorossie: i hope yu swallow a bomb
cocorossie: i hope yu become an amputy
cocorossie: i hope yur miserable
cocorossie: i hope everything yu drink is laced.
cocorossie: i hope the man yu love cheats on yu with yur mom
cocorossie: i hope satan calls yu home
cocorossie: i hope lilith haunts yu
cocorossie: i hope yu wake up paralyzed
cocorossie: i hope yu live out the movie rosemarys baby
cocorossie: i hope yu have night mares every night
cocorossie: i hope every time yu have to go to the bathroom yu dont make it
cocorossie: i hope everytime yu sey the yu puke
cocorossie: i hope yu get a creepy ass stalker
L4 CHiN4:: i hope everytime you walk out of your house someone drives by and calls you ugly
cocorossie: lol i hope yu have conjoined quintuplits
L4 CHiN4:: i hope you have the song sleepy fucking D permently stuck in your head for the rest of your life
cocorossie: i hope yu get so fat every time yu get in a car yu have all flat tires.
L4 CHiN4:: hahahhahaa i hope your cat leaves you for a dog
cocorossie: i hope yu never get reception on any phone yu use ever.
L4 CHiN4:: i hope everytime you use a public bathroom there out of toilet paper
cocorossie: i hope yu get a new std for every time yu kiss
L4 CHiN4:: i hope everytime you eat soup it burns your mouth
cocorossie: i hope everything yu try to plant dies
L4 CHiN4:: i hope everytime you use the word The, you go a dollar into debt
cocorossie: i hope every time to step on a crack in the sidewalk yu really break yur back.
L4 CHiN4:: i hope you fall through a crack that leads into the center of the earth
cocorossie: i hope everytime yu talk yu sound like yoda
L4 CHiN4:: i hope that everytime you see a cute girl you purr like a kitty
cocorossie: i hope evry time yu drop something its shatters
L4 CHiN4:: i hope everytime you walk in the room you feel the urge to hump the side of the door
L4 CHiN4:: i hope everytime you give a presentaion you pee
cocorossie: i hope the next time yu mug yur facew stays that way
L4 CHiN4:: i hope your 18th birthday consists of you being cahined to a chair locked in a room listning to the greatest metal hits of the 80's
cocorossie: i hope the next time yu chew gum yur jaw will permantly do that motion
L4 CHiN4:: i hope the next time you get suprised your eyes stay wide
cocorossie: i hope everytime yu eat fruit yu go Violet Beauregarde from charlie and the chocolate factory status
L4 CHiN4:: i hope everytime your handed a baby it crys
cocorossie: i hope everytime yu cry yu cry acid tears
L4 CHiN4:: i hope that when you give birth the doctor delivering laughs at your babys face
cocorossie: i hope the next person yu date used to be the other gender
L4 CHiN4:: i hope that you'll sleep wrong and have to walk like a dog for the rest of your life cocorossie: i hope everytime yu draw on yurself or get stamped it becomes a tattoo
cocorossie: i hope everydog yu see trys to attack yu
L4 CHiN4:: i hope you get banned from all churches
cocorossie: i hope everytime yur hungry yu get bloated
cocorossie: i hope the next time yu get yur period it never goes away
L4 CHiN4:: i hope you shit from your mouth
cocorossie: i hope yu super glue yu fingers togethe
cocorossie: i hope the next time yu use a stampler yu stample yur fingers
L4 CHiN4:: i hope every fruit you eat has a maggot in the middle
cocorossie: i hope the next time yu flip someone off yur fingers get stuck like that
L4 CHiN4:: i hope you win worlds biggest creeper in the guiness book of world records
L4 CHiN4:: i hope you hit a high note while singing and cant stop going
cocorossie: i hope yu dive in a pool and forget how to swim
L4 CHiN4:: i hope women turn infertal when they look at you
cocorossie: i hope everytime yu think a dirty thought yu forget to think it
L4 CHiN4:: i hope everytime you see your grandma you have a forced urge to tell her your sexual desires
cocorossie: i hope everytime yu see a girl yu get a boner
cocorossie: i hope everytime yu get a oner yu get blue balls
cocorossie: i hope everytime yu shave yu get razor burn
L4 CHiN4:: i hope everytime you have sex the condom breaks
cocorossie: i hope yu use nair instead of shampoo
cocorossie: i hope everytime yu walk yur dog the leash breaks
cocorossie: i hope yu see in black and white
L4 CHiN4:: i hope everything you cooks burns
cocorossie: i hope eveytime yu fuck yur mom walks in
cocorossie: i hope yu get allergic to yur favorite food
cocorossie: i hope yu get hand cuffed and they loose the key
cocorossie: i hope yur someones bitch in jail
cocorossie: i hope every time yu smell a flower theres a bee in it
cocorossie: i hope yu get a permanant boner
cocorossie: i hope yur balls pop
cocorossie: i hope yur boobs pop
cocorossie: i hope yu can only ever get a job at a fastfood restaraunt and never get promoted
cocorossie: i hope yu fall alseep at a party with yur shoes on and wake up with no eyebrows, chocoalte syrup in yur pockets, a new hair cut and a new tattoo.

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